No, no unicorn. But the dog? I'm completely serious. He more or less runs this entire place. Did I mention there's a walking tree and a raccoon who's a ballistics expert?
And... no. There isn't a way to contact home. I've missed you all badly. To make it worse, versions of MOST of our friends and teammates are here... and they all know me as a MAN.
Thank goodness Tony's not here to see this, he'd never let me live it down. Well, OUR Tony, anyway.