Were you dead before "Firefly" got cancelled? Because a lot of us are still trying to move on from that.
Um... the Twilight craze came and (thankfully) went, my beloved Bea Arthur passed away, Captain America died but then got all better, Doc Ock and Spider-Man went all Freaky Friday for a while (sadly without Lindsay Lohan), I got married, Snape killed Dumbledore, Kim Kardashian's butt broke the internet, a bunch of people decided to pour ice over their heads for charity, and Miley Cyrus has lost her goddamn mind.