So. There's some good news, some bad news, and a question.
Bad news first: Today was my first time venturing out now that I'm mostly healed... and yet right now? As I'm typing this I'm standing outside the palace with a machete sticking outta my chest. Luckily, this ain't too big of a deal.
Good news: You know how sometimes, you try to rescue a wild, hurt animal and because it doesn't REALLY know what it's doing, it hurts you? But you take it home anyway, and nurse it back to health and have it become a loyal pet? That's what happened today.
Question: Jason Voorhees stabbed me but I managed to get him chained up in the dungeon. MOMMY CAN I KEEP HIM?