Listen up, my dudes, an opportunity arises the likes of which you've never seen! My team isn't here, and there's all these things that need killing, so I'm holding auditions for two to four people to be my Taakettes. Be prepared to show your hot shit and sweet flips, good good magics, or be good at insulting people. Consider this my official post on Craig's List.
P.S. If you want to act like you're better than me at magic, you can fuck right off. This is Taako and his Taakettes, who the fuck do you think you are? I will crush you.