Don't scream. You hate it when people do that to you at home. Play the smooth badass you know you are. He's just a hot chaos god. You can handle this.
OK, I'll admit, the clowns from the movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space are kind of hilarious come to life. Besides, if you shoot their nose off, I'm pretty sure they'll just explode. Been threatened by much<?/I>scarier.