"Now, since you're going to be my wife for at least several days while we get this marriage business sorted out, I'd like to take you to breakfast, lunch and dinner at least once so that we can both say that we did things together while we were married." Eli laughs.
"We'll both be able to say we're divorced in no time, but I'd like it known that I treated my wife well during our time together, since I don't remember consummating our marriage. That's also a bloody shame."