Re: JILL'S!!
He is an idiot. But I saw him being mauled by a crazy person during the parade today. (it is Fall Fair season where drunk rednecks get to collect candy from the street). Oh I would so use Cutter for many useful things. All for the greater good, of course. How something I always thought would bring about world peace - honestly, who wants to fight if there is pie - could start a war, it's fabulous.
Or Five Second Tom. A guy with memory loss, his brain resets itself every five seconds.
I should tag but... It's rodeo weekend, there are tons of half drunk cowboys oot and aboot wearing flannel shirts and I apparently signed up for roller derby practice. Oh well. Did I mention that I will get a laptop next month? This will be over soon.