1. Ain't a bad thing, theoretically. But most of the time the people that are bein' killed deserve to suffer more, especially the worst fuckups, like rapists. Don't tell me rapin' a little kid qualifies you for a quick 'n painless death. 2. Why the fuck would I do that? Never. 3. Whatever gets me drunk, man. Spirits do the job a lot quicker. 4. Tough one. Probably Death, cause he always struggles to understand humans but never really does. And he has Death of Rats, who is also great. 5. Prince. Can't imagine all the thank yous and gift baskets after.