Would it be weird if I got a horse?

» The ex is here.
» Not sure if Molly knows.

» The year was starting off so well.

» And what the hell is going on between you and the Queen?

What do you know about the local sheriff? I'm thinking of staying in town and I need a job. Do you think he'd hire me?

So you and Nate seem to be getting along..

Colin asked today if it was going to snow at all this year for Christmas. I think you've spoiled him.

THERE IS A VERY HOT MAN OUTSIDE THE CLINIC, CHARLIE.
I KNOW I'M MARCUS-SEXUAL BUT, DAYUM.

Hope you don't mind; I figured text was safe since it might be too late for a phone call. How good are you with your hands, Marshal?

I need to ask you something but I seem to be incapable of wording it in a way that doesn't make me sound like I think less of you for being with Seth. So, I'm just going to ask and please know that I am really happy for you and I am so glad you two are together. How did you get past the guilt about moving on after Allen died? Is it something that's always going to be there?

EDDIE! you wouldn't happen to have a spare room for an old friend to crash for the night? A couch? A travel coffin? I'm small. I'll squeeze.

SECOND TEXT SENT A MINUTE LATER
It's Ade. Forgot to say!

There's a young man whose been creeping around the library asking about your father. What's going on?

Puppy name ideas; GO! Also -- Halloween costume ideas, because we're going to a party this year.

I'm being ridiculous and stupid and I know I have one more meeting here about the bakery line but I kind of just want to come home. Chicago is nice but I'm kind of lonely.

I'm supposed to tell you it worked and she's fine.

I think I'm pregnant and I'm freaking out.