Who: Alcohol and OPEN Where: A random café in New York When: This afternoon
Alcohol does not like getting caught in the rain. She does, however, adore piña coladas, so despite the cozy establishment she's ensconced herself in not actually serving them, she's drinking one anyway. Whoever's in charge of the weather is on her bad side today, even if it's snow and not rain. Alcohol doesn't write the lyrics, she just misappropriates them.
To bide her time, she's reading a book and giggling. Loudly.