"I know right? Nobody would have asked stupid questions about stupid movies fifty years ago! I swear people are getting stupider with each generation!" And that coming from him of all people meant that it had to be really bad.
"Lions don't really need trainin'. You just gotta look 'em in the eye and be really, uh, 'grrr'. More 'grrr' than them, I mean. And when all fails, you punch them... on the nose. Yes." Did that make sense? The boy couldn't really remember what they used to do with lions... did they have lions when he was little? Must have. How else would he know about how to train or rather not-train them?
"Yes! Wine and dance!" He picked up his drink. "To you, Lady Rainbow!"