Phobos (fearandpanic) wrote in forgotten_gods, @ 2010-10-21 13:57:00 |
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Entry tags: | loch ness monster, phobos |
I ain't never been that chickenhead
Who: Loch Ness Monster (seaserpent) & Phobos (fearandpanic)
What: Another encounter with the crazy chick
Where: Building site of his house in the swamps, New Orleans
When: Thursday
Warnings: Language
There was this rumour, and it was a very persistent one, too, that not all women were psychopaths. The boy had heard of them but he had yet to meet one. All the women he had encountered so far were crazy or scary or both in varying degrees which wasn't always a bad thing, but more often than not it put him off and it didn't compute how or why everyone else he knew kept chasing after them the way they did.
Here be example-insert-number-of-your-choice. That crazy sea snake chick that nibbled on and tried to drown him back in New York. Phobos didn't think he'd ever see her again but then he'd stumbled across her in his house! On his property! And she got pissed off over who knew what!
She couldn't stay. She had to go. Preferably yesterday. This piece of swamp was his and he didn't want anybody on it. So he would give her a chance to leave voluntarily before he sicked a bunch of exterminators armed with toxic chemicals on her.
Making sure he wasn't to close to a body of water, he took a deep breath. "Oi! Get out here!"