Why was it that it seemed to him that things were progressing awfully fast with Bret? They were already planning a vacation together? Mark tried not to sigh aloud as he relented from a straight out no. "I'll think about it. And don't give me any looks... I will think about it." And he'd try to do it as non-biased as possible, but he wasn't making any promises.
Why couldn't Thomas just volunteer to drive the elderly to the polls on Election day like his older brother?
"I am trying with this whole Thomas dating thing, really. It's just... taking awhile." Mark glanced at Glibt and smiled slightly. "It's better when you have fifteen years or so to prepare yourself. The worst they can do when they're toddlers is get in trouble for playing house a little too realistically in day care. Sometimes I just wish we could shrink him and go back and do it the right way... and maybe leave Marijuana out of it."