"Michael?" Ness echoed in disbelief, "That is so..." What was the right word, "So boring, I think I'll just call you god-thingy. And no one had dared? No wonder you don't have fun. Come on, I'll teach you." To splash someone, it was all very basic fun.
"You just shove the water a little, flick it, with your hand." She held her hand up and showed him the motion. "You can do it." An encouraging nod. Apparently the Michael thing did not make her afraid, maybe if there was googling involved later...