"Alright, shithead-fish-snake-whatever!" Phobos yelled as soon as his head was out of the water. If this was supposed to be a joke, it ceased to be funny the moment it started. "Get up here and show your fucking face!" Or whatever it had instead of a face.
"COME UP HERE OR I'LL HARPOON YOUR ASS AND ROAST YOU OVER AN OPEN FIRE!"