Coyote rolled his eyes. Figured. "Quetzalcoatl doesn't have fur either," he pointed out. "And neither do humans which is why we can't eat them - too tough to chew on." Moral lessons aside, though... "And yes, if you want to learn profanities and how to shout insults at people, Rabbit can teach you that after we're done with the basics. And since I'm in charge here, Rabbit ought to be listening to me instead of yapping his buck-toothed jaws."
He ran a hand through his hair. It was a disaster - a hilarious, somewhat productive disaster. But what did people expect with them? "But by all means," he held his hands up, "listen to Quetzalcoatl. He's probably smarter than all of us put together in the first place..." he said, flopping down on the couch and kicking a foot up on the table.