Patrick loved twirling. He was an old hat at twirling. He may have even squealed a little.
"I promise to never commit such a heinous crime again, George! We know what you Englishmen do to the Irish prisoners anyway. Though...a trip to Australia could be nice..." Patrick, who knew he would never get to Australia, grinned anyway. He had a diocese there in Melbourne. He had read about it on the internet.
"There's snakes in Australia though," he said, making a face.