"Chai," said Thalia, clasping her hands and leaning seriously over the table, "is spicy milky tea goodness in a cup and you, Ryan, should be grateful for the opportunity to drink of it. Plus, it's Starbucks, everything kinda tastes the same. Oh!" she exclaimed, neatly interrupting herself, "If we're doing a coffee run, I would do morally questionable things for a mint mocha chip frappuccino with chocolate sauce and whipped cream. I'm just sayin'."
Because while Thalia liked caffeine, she liked it even better when it was served with copious amounts of sugar and chocolate.