The gift is delivered in a normal, nondescript cardboard box labeled from a site akin to something like 1-800-FLOWERS (though a Drug God will eventually be able to tell that it's definitely not from any legal flower company), and is dropped off by UPS. Inside, cushioned by several packaging peanuts is one fake Christmas Tree. The tree is around seven feet tall and comes already assembled-- two UPS men are needed to deliver it. It comes with a small packet of ornaments and a book with decorating ideas. The most important thing about it, however, is the fact that it's one of those 'frosted' tress, the kind that are supposed to look as if it's somehow snowed inside the house. Normally this frost is just painted on and a pine smell is applied, but in the case of this tree the 'frost' is actually a lightly glued on powder, which, when examined, would be discovered to be 99.4% pure heroin.
The Christmas ornaments that come with it are all in various shades of blue, and while most of these ornaments are the traditional sort of ornaments (balls, snowflakes, and the like), there are a few more... peculiar ornaments as well, in the form of several small, old glass bottles which heroin was once distributed in. There are gold strings attached so that they can be hung on the tree and inside there are small, blue candles to be lit for a glowing ambiance. No Christmas lights needed!
There is a note included:
Dear Bruder,
There were eleven packets which I managed to save from the raid in 1975. Seven of them have now been returned to you. It's still good, still of use, even if it smells a touch like wintergreen.