There were people out there who made yeti porn and gods who carried that around with them? Phobos didn't know that and he certainly didn't want to know why Ares knew about it! Blinking he was torn between pulling a face or laughing his ass off.
"You say that about a lot of people, dad." And most of the time his father was right because there were a lot of people out there who were just that. "I met a face thief. Was wandering around pretending to be me and I don't know where that thing got its info from but whoever it was trying to imitate, it sure wasn't me."
That doppelgänger thing had been offending in its clumsiness and full of fail. "Tried to kidnap Eddie to do who knows what with him. Kinda funny I ran into them on the day I arrived actually. I mean. What are the odds of meeting something looking like you but that's even more fail than you already are, eh?"