"Fuck if I know." Ares didn't know that many new gods. As much as he disliked the Greeks, they understood him better; they knew him not only by name but by his face, his physique, his shitty lineage and whatever other bullshit that came along with the nametag.
"Some scrawny, geeky little punk that's good with computers." He might not have always liked the domains he governed over, but that was a sucky god to be - something related to the internet.
"Seemed offended when I talked about yeti porn, but apparently he could beam shit like that on a screen or something. I don't know, y'know. I was a little drunk-" Just a little. "-and he's a good-for-nothing shit-eating little twerp."