"Forced into a ton of silk and lace, I doubt there is therapy enough to undo tonight under any circumstance, despite whatever delusions you may be suffering."
Already, Ashley could feel a low throb at her temples, a long night of schmoozing and stressing laying out before them only increasing the pressure as she thought about it. What should have been a scowl of irritation instead manifested itself as moue of displeasure when her 'date' was quick to reach out and grab a glass for himself, and none for her.
"At least I can take comfort in the fact that you've no choice but to keep those lecherous paws of yours to yourself. This get up is a far cry from easy access." Without skipping a beat, Ashley beamed winningly at another passing server, thanking the gentleman graciously as she relieved him of a glass for herself.