First woman, now worse than a woman? Did that mean he wasn't a woman, then? It'd better. It wasn't as if Jamie had anything against women, he just didn't think he wanted to be one of them. He was quite happy with the bits he had, after all.
"The clerk has been doing what?" The woman in question made a strangled noise and scurried away, her face beet-red, when National Security looked at her. Shrugging that odd incident off, he turned his attention to the shirt Ares had pointed out and eyed it doubtfully.
"Pink? Are you serious?" Still he picked it up and vanished into the changing room. He'd never been much of an exhibitionist after all. When he stepped out again he was still doubtful but tucked it in and gave the Greek a questioning look. "And?"