"Huh? Wha-? No- But- But I didn't say you couldn't have any..." He wasn't lord over anything - certainly not over gloating rights - and he didn't demand for pizza; he only asked for it if it was on the way.
Kane would have gone over to the couch or brought the box over and offered but crumbs would start dropping and then he'd have to eat it off the floor or something. Although the floor wasn't that dirty, he wasn't too keen on the prospect.
But now he felt kinda bad about it, even if he wasn't going to prance over and shove a slice down his throat.