"Uh, no. I brought essentials in my day pack in case we wandered a little too far, but Alaska...?"
Well, that was the last time he'd trust Lincoln in warping them to some highway in America, hoping for the best. They were fortunate that there wasn't any conflict here like there was in the Middle East. Showing up under-prepared would be an understatement.
"Well, whatever. We can just walk back the way we came from, right?"