Alcohol snorted a laugh. “You know. I have more ads that go fifty fifty against me. I have ads even against buzz driving. I have all these dramatic commercials about car crashes and the deaths they amount to. Not to mention all the damage it does to families’ blah blah blah.” He snickered. “Then again I do have rather smashing commercials of ladies finding men attractive because they order a drink that looks more hot than they do.” He mused. He threw a comforting look at what he would consider his partner in crime.
“Oh come on. You could have a commercial with people running in Nicotine patches talking about how much their lives have changed. Mortals are too damn lazy to take the steps to change. They will fail. You and I both know it.” He put a hand to the side. “Even if you tore half the ads down, people would still be smoking like hell. I already never see smoking ads on television besides the negative ads and people still smoke like crazy.”