"My consience would cry over dead ants and rainy Mondays if I let it." *Nobody likes Mondays* came the indignant silent huff. Allegra smiled, knowing Elpis would feel it. "Moral fractures aside, I'm a fast healer. Maybe it's a karmatic HMO: save evil kitten, avoid ankle sprains."
Allegra plopped down by Pacey, the kitten resolutely shreddingkneading her lap. "Used to be, for almost a year. But otherwise, nope: UK born, internationally bred, and just recently expunged from Buenos Aires. You?"
Indeed, Allegra's pace seldom let the ink dry on her latest passport stamp before she was cartwheeling over a new border.