This is hardly satisfactory in expressing my gratitude towards you, but I'm sending it anyway along with my sincere thanks for the current news-cycle, the help with the Korean situation a few weeks back, and, well, the election. I should have done this sooner, but I've been back and forth between the city and DC and, admittedly, I was reminded in part through Caridad's brashness that I should pay up anything I might owe. I owe you pretty much the next four years, so if you ever need anything all you have to do is ask.
Thank you for MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olberman, and the news media's 'liberal bias'. Thank you for Katie Couric, Sarah Palin and, 'what newspapers do you read?'. Thank you for Senator George Allen, youtube, and 'macaca'. Thank you for FAUX News, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteren, and most of all, thank you for Rush Limbaugh-- basically for everyone who makes my opponent's side seem completely off it's rocket. Thank you for CNN, Anderson Cooper's thinly veiled bias, and allowing me to stay on the air.