"Earthshaker Poseidon, yes. He's my uncle. The younger one." Hades was the oldest, of course, if he hadn't made that clear enough in the past when he was busy trying to claim the throne.
"He's pretty cool. Laid back, funny..." Again, everything Zeus wasn't. He was stuck with awesome uncles and yet had parents who just needed to go fuck themselves.
"I don't think he'd make earthquakes for nothing these days. Too busy... doing whatever."
Sparkling wine. Strange... kiddy drink. Ares didn't mind though - it sort of tasted like the real thing.