FIRST SEX THREAD WUT. Who: Benjy and Sirius. When: October 23 1978 THE NIGHT SIRIUS AND BENJY BECAME MEN Dax would be so proud when he was done laughing. Where: Benjy's place where else. What: Sex. No, seriously. Sex. That's all this thread is about. Sex.
There came a time in a little boy's life when just constantly snogging and participating in various forms of oral sex and two-participant masturbation with your much younger secret boyfriend just aren't enough anymore. Benjy wasn't aware that he'd reached this point yet, but he had. Sitting on Benjy's infamous couch, which had been a stage for unspeakable sexual deeds all fall and a recepticle for Jack's puke for years before that and some old guy's tv-watching life for a number of years before that, with Sirius doing all manner of unspeakable things to him, Benjy was not aware that tonight was going to be a night that would make him uncharacteristically quiet around Dax for at least the next week. All Benjy was aware of was Sirius was smashed and Benjy was working on joining him and that it never failed to amaze him that Sirius's arse was better squeezing than most of the birds he'd fucked. In-fucking-credible.