One of my characters is all about the handknit grandma sweaters. Unfortunately for me, I was watching an episode of Friends where Chandler rambles on about his sweater vests while writing up a reply to a thread. My character then proceeded to wipe the tears off of her face with the sleeves of her very own sweater vest. I meant to put sweater jacket. Sweater vests don't have sleeves. FMLRP.