Listen. I don't like you, and I sure as fuck know you don't like me much, either. But you know, tough shit, right? You can't just ignore [...] I care about your brother, a lot, and the fact he's upset now doesn't sit particularly well with me. I'm not asking for a ticker-tape parade, but at the very least you shouldn't push him aside on my account.

We just have to deal with each other. If you can be reasonable, I can't see why it can't work. If not, I'm preparing a pre-emptive "go fuck yourself"

I might've picked up smoking.

1. You're a terror.
2. A cupboard? Really? I think you should feel lucky that I am more amenable to your rude behaviour when I've had alcohol. And perhaps other reasons, but...
3. That wasn't fair.
4. My son was outside when I got back.
5. Apparently he smokes. I guess I don't have to hide that anymore.
6. I think perhaps my family should be more careful about suddenly finding a sense of humour. Laughing hurts after a while.
7. I don't know why this is a list, but it is.

I'm out. That didn't take long- faster than at home.

A rock?

You sent a rock. Why did you pick a heart-shaped one?

Um But honestly, a rock?

[...] Thank you I suppose.

Sorry if I snapped at you. Please don't do anything stupid

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Pick better friends already, Regulus. Shut up, Sirius

I don't want to talk about it. Can I just come sit with you for a while?