Wow. This is, not something I expected for today. I guess there's some comfort in knowing I won't be missed back home.

I'm Justin Finch-Fletchley, I was here before, and I have three coffees that should still be hot for the next half hour or so if anyone wants one. One Americano, one half-caff soy macchiato, and a cafe au lait.

Bloody hell!  I leave for a little while and come back to ticking.  Is this the flip stuff the pamphlet was talking about? 

Anyone miss me?  How long has it been anyway?

Why?  Why did Alpha have to take both of my best mates.  BOTH Ernie and Justin?!  Really?

You couldn't have left one of them with me?  Now our home we shared feels so utterly empty.  I didn't care that Justin was from another world. He was still Justin and we were still best mates.

All I want to do now is visit the bar and have a drink or two.  I just feel sad and drinking can help me forget how sad and lonely I am all of a sudden.

Tick tock, everyone.

[Warded to everyone who responded here and anyone else interested in law enforcement]

If you're still interested, I'm going to start training tomorrow morning. I've had enough of all of this talk, no action, so show up of you're willing so we can get to work.

A year later. I didn't have a clue how much I didn't know yet, then. Maybe I still don't.
And in another two months

So does the town have a name? I haven't seen one on any of the signage.

Okay, well this is not how the pamphlet said this was all supposed to work.

I don't know what is going on, but please I urge everyone not to do anything stupid.  I hope the people that be have a reason for all of this.

Justin? Ernie? You two better be okay.  Please check in, yeah?  We should all stick together.  I would feel better if we did anyways.

Added in after Gamma's entry: I don't know if this will be a trend among these scientists, but looks like Gamma will be unavailable for the foreseeable future. I am growing increasingly uneasy, but prepared for anything that may happen.

I'd guess I'd fallen asleep and woken up on the wrong side of the game except that the one I was playing was nothing like this and, let's be real, that's not likely to happen. I'm also not asleep right now, I checked, soooo this clearly isn't a dream.



Alright, so multiple universes, parallel timelines and alternate selves. When's the lecture on M-theory, again? [...] I think I sat on my Reese's Cup on the way here. That might be the most ridiculous part of this whole thing.