I'd guess I'd fallen asleep and woken up on the wrong side of the game except that the one I was playing was nothing like this and, let's be real, that's not likely to happen. I'm also not asleep right now, I checked, soooo this clearly isn't a dream.

Alright, so multiple universes, parallel timelines and alternate selves. When's the lecture on M-theory, again? [...] I think I sat on my Reese's Cup on the way here. That might be the most ridiculous part of this whole thing.