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what. You may have been expecting something like this, or perhaps (on the other end of the spectrum) something like this. It's going to be more like the latter, only with actual helpful information (and, unfortunately, minus the accent)! This is sex ed as taught by scientists who are knowledgeable and enthusiastic about the subject material, and who also happen to have a sense of humor about it. The class will be led by Tau (who has donned a pregnancy vest for the occasion, and will jokingly instruct the class to call her Mr. Preggo Rivera), Pie (who will be sporting a strap-on, and would like to be addressed as Head-master), and Dr Upsilon ("if you ignore all the information we're about to give you and have unprotected sex, she's the one that'll be cleaning up your mess"). The class will have plenty of room for discussion on any subject that the Taken feel like discussing, and they are more than welcome to contribute at any time. Disruptive behavior, however, will be met with use of the scientists' magic to keep a student quiet unless they raise their hand and are called on to speak. The class will include the following (in approximate chronological order, though it's quite possible they will get sidetracked by questions/discussion):
Free condoms will be available for anyone to take, as many as they like. Before everyone leaves, Tau will show off her skills in making condom-balloon animals for anyone who wants one. (She will also give the disclaimer that once they are twisted and shaped, the condoms are not suitable for use during intercourse.) Anyone who would like to ask questions of the scientists in private afterward will be more than welcome to approach them and receive confidential scientific advice. when. Tuesday afternoon, in the Great Hall (so as to accommodate the majority of the compound community). |