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Tweak says, "It's for my prince."

τ mr tau (mrtau) wrote in flippedrpg,
@ 2012-08-26 22:00:00

Entry tags:

! experiment, ch: sci: mr tau

τ tau experiment

Tau Taken are now bound to the following anti-violence rules:

1. Attempts to use physical violence will happen in slow motion. That is, when they try to punch or kick, their hand/foot will move through the air at approximately the pace of a snail. If the Taken actually has the patience to wait for their blow to land (which will probably take a good 2-5 minutes, let's be real) and the target hasn't already gotten out of the way, they won't have built up enough momentum to hurt at all.

2. Verbal incantations for curses/hexes/other spells cast with harmful intent will come out as a randomly generated insult from here, which will make the magic not work at all. Attempts to work around this (say, by non-verbal incantation) will result in harmless glitter shooting out of the tip of their wand. Considering who's in her block (cough cough, Rodolphus Lestrange), this also includes memory charms.

3. Knives or other non-magical weapons will vanish upon touching their intended victim, only to reappear later in their owner's room.

Additionally, blows and curses directed at her Taken will simply not land at all (though you're welcome to try, futilely, as many times as you like -- assuming your scientist allows it, of course). She likes her subjects alive, okay?

subjects

Tau Block.

when / duration.

Now until Tau decides to change or end it.

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	willnotlikeme 2012-08-27 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Party pooper. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mrtau 2012-08-27 05:10 am UTC (link)
	No, no, she made your party far more entertaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	willnotlikeme 2012-08-27 05:15 am UTC (link)
	<3 Don't worry, James and Remus. Ro has more than one way to fuck with your lives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heroesinthedark 2012-08-27 05:43 am UTC (link)
	LMAO Why do I think Omi is gonna hvae enough data to write eight books and do a lecture tour with this one! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doggingdoes 2012-08-27 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Out of curiosity, would good natured sparring also be subject? Like if Lily were practicing with Remus, would it be utter fail blob? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mrtau 2012-08-27 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Friendly sparring doesn't fall under this rule, no. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heroesinthedark 2012-08-27 05:13 am UTC (link)
	LOL This won't effect basilisks right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mrtau 2012-08-27 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Neither the basilisk nor any of the H Potters going down to fight it are in Tau Block, so no XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soriddled 2012-08-27 05:15 am UTC (link)
	lolol, i wanna app the basilisk (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icommentate 2012-08-27 05:16 am UTC (link)
	I would read that app! :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	twinpowers 2012-08-27 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Sssssss ss ssss sss s ssssssssss (Reply to this) (Parent)

heirypotter
2012-08-27 05:26 am UTC (link)

History: Once long ago there was freedom. Rivers. Forests. Prey. And then there came The False Friend, the Man-Snake who promised the glory of an endless hunt of Man-Mice on which to sup, with their crunchy bones.

And then the long dark. Endless hunger. Oh how he hungered, our William T, oh how he starved, for so little food came down to the long dark. Rats and bats and the occasional bird for ruffage . . .

Then, one day, a new friend. More false than the first. This one didn't even let him eat the Man Mouse, and this one looked so savory . . .

I need to stop, lol

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	soriddled 2012-08-27 05:16 am UTC (link)
	it can be in tau block (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrtau 2012-08-27 05:17 am UTC (link)
	thanks, now Tau wants to make the basilisk her house mascot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soriddled 2012-08-27 05:20 am UTC (link)
	BAM. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	artfuldennis 2012-08-27 05:21 am UTC (link)
	i literally just squeaked in laughter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	willnotlikeme 2012-08-27 05:22 am UTC (link)
	lmfao (Reply to this) (Parent)

	soriddled 2012-08-27 05:22 am UTC (link)
	;D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	icommentate 2012-08-27 05:21 am UTC (link)
	I JUST WOKE MY BROTHER UP I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soriddled 2012-08-27 05:22 am UTC (link)
	it was so hard to find a good picture for the sticky post. he's so self-conscious about whether that chamber makes him look fat :\| (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heroesinthedark 2012-08-27 05:27 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHAAH! Well all he has to do is shed his skin and he's both fat and blemish free ;) Chamber be damned! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mrtau 2012-08-27 05:23 am UTC (link)
	DEAD. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soriddled 2012-08-27 05:23 am UTC (link)
	yeah, he has that effect on people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	squibigail 2012-08-27 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	I just opened that up in the middle of a finance lecture. :\| I mean, of course ammoritizarion schedules give me the giggles! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	justcallmeharry 2012-08-27 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Died. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	icommentate 2012-08-27 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Tau I love you! (Reply to this) (Parent)