Sorry! I know it's a lot. But people tend to turn up pretty fast on here, I was trying to rip off the band-aid before you got blindsided. Yeah, he's not our Ben, but he's still awesome. And he's dating Allana Solo, who you will totally love. She's awesome. Your parents are here, they just showed up a couple of weeks ago. They're young though. Way young. Before you were born young. Your dad asked us not to tell them anything about the future, so they didn't know about you. They're probably both flailing somewhere as I write this. It's Magnus and Beth. They're getting into as much trouble as they can.
No fair! I still had another year and a half left when I showed up here. This is so wrong. But I'm proud of you anyway! I'm sure me-at-home was already planning you a ginormous graduation party.