First off, I am ever so slightly horrified at being called 'Beautiful Tits' - just thought you should know. Second off, I fully encourage your endeavours and will definitely be looking forward to that particular adventure when you do.
Yes, apparently Lysander is a clone of Leander, used to help Lisandra keep up appearances of being her whole she was also being Leander. Who was being her. So this show just gets better and better. Willhelmina sounds as though she wants a threesome with Lysander and Leandra. I would pay to watch that, not just listen to it. It probably won't happen though - stupid censors.
To be fair you're always complimentary to me, and Rose, and Dennis. No one else though. I know this, you know this, your owl knows this.
You are infuriating. Also I don't want to have to duel Rose for Rolf's honour. I'd much rather duel someone for your honour. By the way I'm telling Rose you suggested this, start running now.
Confusing you is my favourite thing, Carmichael. Did you know that?