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Eddie Carmichael ([info]upstander) wrote in [info]finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-10-07 00:55:00

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Entry tags:delivery: eddie carmichael, delivery: susan bones

Owl to Susan Bones


OOC: Parchment is dirty and splotched, and the owl sending it is harassed looking and tired.

Hey Red,

So I got chased by a pretend hog god, are you jealous? You should be!

How is Leander doing on Time Turner's Tales? Did Wilhemina figure out he's the one that found the cure for her sister?

I miss you. I found this and thought of you: (OOC: Spell-o-taped in, slightly NSFW but its a statue so..).

Thinking of you,
Eddie

P.S. Don't let the owl fool you, he's ready to send an answer back AND HE'LL LIKE IT.


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[info]susanamybones
2014-10-07 08:35 am UTC (link)
Smiles,

Well first off, you just won me a bottle of firewhiskey to the girl at work who said you wouldn't write. So I am even more fond of you now then I was.

Getting chased by a pretend pig god is deeply preferable to being blasted through a wall by a mass murderer! Want to swap?

Huge news: Leander swapped with Lisandra for six months so Leander could go and save the world! I am totally amazed. Also Willhelmina kissed Lisandra. It was great.

Was that being complimentary Eddie Carmichael? I'll take it as such.

Also please hug Susan for Rolf. He's in a funk without getting his junk in her trunk.

Love you,
Susan

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[info]upstander
2014-10-07 08:45 am UTC (link)
Red,

How dare she imply that I would ignore you whilst suffering away on adventures. I hope you save me a swallow.

Pun intended.

Not on your life. The fake pig god was just an unregistered animagus wizard who was fond of stealing. I'll take that any day.

What?? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? UGH I'M GONE FOR ONE WEEK!

When am I not complimentary?

Don't answer that.

Does that mean you'll go down on Rolf because you miss me?

.....was that implying their experimenting with anal?

Love you too,
Eddie

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[info]susanamybones
2014-10-07 09:24 am UTC (link)
Schnookems,

I'll always save you a swallow. Or swallow you. Some sort of swallowing will occur. Maybe. If you're a very good boy.

Maybe they knew you were leaving the country. Also they've introduced a new character called Lysander. He's a clone apparently, whatever that is.

You're always complimentary dear heart! See aren't I good at lying!

There are so many reasons why I would not go down in Rolf. Least of which is because you'd have to do Dennis and then I'd have to do Rose and we'd end up in a weird love pentagon. We don't want to be in a love pentagon, Eddie. Trust me.

Those kids are their pumped up kicks, I tell ya.

Love,
Susan

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[info]upstander
2014-10-08 06:17 am UTC (link)
Beautiful Tits (I'm not good at nick names),

It makes more sense when you swallow. Though it's my goal to get you to cum so hard I HAVE to. Just wait until I get home!

WHAT?? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

I don't like the sarcasm I'm managing to detect via quill.

And that would be bad?

Kidding. I don't want to go down on Rolf either. Let's just stick to the two of us.

I have no idea what that means, but sure.

Do you?

Eddie

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[info]susanamybones
2014-10-08 12:26 pm UTC (link)
EC,

First off, I am ever so slightly horrified at being called 'Beautiful Tits' - just thought you should know. Second off, I fully encourage your endeavours and will definitely be looking forward to that particular adventure when you do.

Yes, apparently Lysander is a clone of Leander, used to help Lisandra keep up appearances of being her whole she was also being Leander. Who was being her. So this show just gets better and better. Willhelmina sounds as though she wants a threesome with Lysander and Leandra. I would pay to watch that, not just listen to it. It probably won't happen though - stupid censors.

To be fair you're always complimentary to me, and Rose, and Dennis. No one else though. I know this, you know this, your owl knows this.

You are infuriating. Also I don't want to have to duel Rose for Rolf's honour. I'd much rather duel someone for your honour. By the way I'm telling Rose you suggested this, start running now.

Confusing you is my favourite thing, Carmichael. Did you know that?

I do, Merlin help me. I do.

Susan

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