Au contraire, Mr. Pucey; I was very attentive at the Yuletide Ball, although I have to admit that I wasn't paying attention to you. I didn't wisen up until years later, and now I'm making up for that as much and as often as I possibly can. You are aware that you cut quite a figure in just about anything, right?
Oh, aren't you just pulling out all the charm now?
Willing to give you up? Okay, that's... not like the Fawley's do it then. Or any other formal function I've been to either. The closest I've come was filled out dance cards, but that didn't leave the date unattended to.