Re: Ernie and Seamus
"Grinding's better for the bedroom - it's far more romantic to do a rumba. Just my opinion, of course." Another bloke and Ernie might have been tempted to do naughty things to Seamus' stuck out tongue - hell, it was tempting with his friend too - but Ernie had decided some time ago that he preferred Seamus as a friend.
"I was just pulling your leg, sort of," he defended, "about the Dean bit anyway. But I want you to be happy and well-shagged, and now that I seem to have your permission, I can start searching. So, not someone you're already good friends with. What else, other than their being devastatingly handsome? Though be warned, you'll likely never get a bloke as handsome as me," he added with a grin.