Wayne grinned at Ernie worrying over calling people Muggles. "Trust me, mate, you are going to be fine with calling Muggles Muggles. The slang that's used these days is virtually indistinguishable from wizarding speech."
Their food tray was slid toward Wayne without a word from the employee, and Wayne picked it up and moved them to a table.
"In fact, you could probably talk about magic from now til Armageddon and Muggles will probably think you're talking about a book series, or video game, or comic books or whatever."
Without preamble, Wayne stuffed a wee fistful of chips into his face.
"Sorry, I'm just really hungry. And it's cool that you're into guys. Is it me or are there, like, a huge number of non heterosexuals in our age group? It seems like a lot. Go ahead, eat your Big Mac. See what I mean about the bun in the middle?"