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Oliver Bloody Wood (oliverwoodwould) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-26 14:57:00

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character: percy weasley, journal: oliver, journal: richard

Journal Post-Oliver Wood
Whoever these 'anonymous sources' are, prepare to have my anonymous fist in your anonymous face.

I can't believe I have to type this, but no, Melinda didn't put something in my fucking food.

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abidingpercy
2014-09-27 01:40 am UTC (link)

One would think by now people would have heard of your infamous constitution, Oliver - nothing would affect you in such a manner.

[Private to Oliver]
I can only presume the team PR is working on getting the idiot reporter canned? Lucy is quite distressed at how her favourite baker is the subject of such scorn.

Though perhaps if you took relationships slowly like normal people do, then this wouldn't be an issue. But that's beside the point, because since when have you ever taken anything slowly?

Do you need anything? Besides a gag order, that is.

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oliverwoodwould
2014-09-27 02:07 am UTC (link)

I will tear from limb to limb anyone who hurts her. So. Now people know.

Percy/Oliver

I have my team on it, yes. I'm just...i don't have words for how angry I am. I didn't say a thing that would lead to this, she took my statement completely out of context.

I mean, I didn't take it that fast? We've been dating since August.

No, just to see her and make sure she's okay.

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abidingpercy
2014-09-27 02:19 am UTC (link)

Excellent move, Oliver. Threats are always the perfect way of keeping away unwanted attention because they work so ineffectively.

[Percy/Oliver]
Honestly, Oliver, are you really that surprised? You're a public figure with fans who seem to like you for some strange reason (they've obviously never woken up to your snoring before) who now says they are in a monogamous relationship, something you have not been in quite some time. Furthermore, it's the Prophet - I know they're supposed to be better than they once were, but still, one can never completely trust the media. Need I really say any more? Did you really not think something would be made of it? They live off of this shite.

I refuse to dignify that with a response other than this one.

You need to see her or you want me to see her? Because I somehow doubt she would even know me enough to not hex me upon sight, as she is no doubt a little paranoid at the moment, with good reason. I remember when the Prophet first reported on my questioning after Mr. Crouch's death - I nearly convinced myself to hide away for a year at the scrutiny.

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oliverwoodwould
2014-09-27 02:24 am UTC (link)

I don't give a fuck.

Percy/Oliver

Percy, I don't really think you want to be talking to me like this when I'm this angry. It doesn't matter what my past was like. I had a worse reputation than I possibly really deserved. But be that as it may, it's not out of the realm of the possible for me to date a girl, particularly since we've been together for a month. So, a little fucking support would be nice instead of saying I deserve to be lied about.

I will see her.

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	unspeakableness 2014-09-27 01:56 am UTC (link)
	~~I think you should be more concerned with the fact that that reporter believes people would be devastated over you not being single. Did you finally develop a personality outside of Quidditch?~~ Careful. You threatening people will probably be her next article. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-09-27 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Good. Then maybe they will leave her alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

unspeakableness
2014-09-27 02:19 am UTC (link)

~~How thick are you?~~

Yeah, the best way to make people leave her alone is to threaten those people and potentially harm them. Makes perfect sense! Except the more your acknowledge it, the more you kick and scream and whine and throw a fit, the more attention you'll bring to it, you, and her.

"Oh, Oliver Wood is threatening people! I bet she put him up to it!"

"Wood just beat up a reporter! I wonder if that means Bobbin is using him as a body guard, too?"

"He gets so heated and defensive, I wonder where I can get a potion like that for my boyfriend!"

Unless that's what you want, in which case, keep up the good work with drawing as much attention to the both of you.

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	oliverwoodwould 2014-09-27 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm starting to suspect that you were one of those anonymous quotations. I'm fucking angry and I have a right to be fucking angry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Warded to Oliver marcedflint 2014-09-27 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Bad luck with that article, but then again the Prophet's never been completely forthright with those sorts of things. Congratulations on the relationship though. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Warded to Marcus oliverwoodwould 2014-09-27 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I can't believe I fell for it when she said she was just hoping to be able to report on a 'happy story of a player who found new love'. Such shite. I could strange someone. But thanks. She's...great is not good enough of a word, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Oliver marcedflint 2014-09-27 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Although I've obviously never been in your position, that seems like a understandable way of feeling about the situation. I do feel that I should remind you that strangling someone is probably not in your best interests though. You're welcome. It's good that you're happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Marcus oliverwoodwould 2014-09-27 02:27 am UTC (link)
	No need to remind me, I have an army of people happy to tell me not to. Doesn't mean I don't WANT to do it. Is it sad that the possibility of not playing tomorrow is the only thing keeping me from going supersonic right now? Yeah? I'd be nice if you were too. That's a hint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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dennisthebrave
2014-09-27 03:05 am UTC (link)

Oh ~~fucking hell~~ did you get interviewed by Simons? She views Rita Skeeter as her personal idol.

[Warded to Oliver]
She's facing disciplinary charges for unethical journalistic practices at the moment, so you know if you were to complain to management (not the Lifestyle editor, he's a scary old queen) about the article, it would just be all that more fuel to the fire. I'm very, very sorry this happened.

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	oliverwoodwould 2014-09-27 03:12 am UTC (link)
	She sent me an owl yeah. She twisted all my words. Dennis I sent one to the Prophet management and my lawyers did as well. Ugh, I'm just... Why say things like that about such a sweet girl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dennisthebrave 2014-09-27 10:40 am UTC (link)
	Oliver I know one of the girls down in layouts, who is up for giving me a hand with things ~~because she wants to sleep with me~~. Next time you think an article might be bad, journal me or owl me and I'll have someone spill a cup of coffee on the piece. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	outofthewild 2014-09-27 04:09 am UTC (link)
	I don't know who would say something like that. It's absurd. Good luck in dealing with it, and don't get yourself into trouble over it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-09-27 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm frustrated but I won't actually hurt someone. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Oliver/Alicia _alicia_ 2014-09-27 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Oliver, I just read that I'm missing the word for what to call it, but it's just not right. Not to Melinda, but most certainly not to you either. Please, calm down, have your people take care of it, take care of Melinda, and if you need anything, just let me know; I will be away for the weekend, but I will be checking my journal at some point. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver/Alicia oliverwoodwould 2014-09-27 06:50 am UTC (link)
	It's fucked, is what it is. Don't worry, I'm not going to punch anyone, I have Team Wood on it, I'm just beyond angry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver/Alicia _alicia_ 2014-09-27 08:11 am UTC (link)
	That's putting it mildly. Of course you are angry, I am too, and I think you'd be hardpressed to find anyone who knows you or Melinda who won't be angry on your behalf. My house is empty this weekend if you need to go somewhere else. Granted, Mandy may be there, but unless you barge into her flat in the basement, I doubt she'd care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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oliverwoodwould
2014-09-27 08:26 am UTC (link)

Always was big on being subtle.

Yes well, some would say I should have expected it. Sorry if I believe more in people than thinking it right to EXPECT them to lie about my girlfriend.

I think I'll be fine. Mel's got a rooftop garden with great security, and no one is spending any time near MY flat, so I think we'll end up fine in the end. But thank you. You enjoy Rome and your hot piece of man meat.

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	Oliver the_richard 2014-09-28 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Told you that you should have switched to broom racing. Nobody ever pays attention to us. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Richard oliverwoodwould 2014-09-28 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Yes well, I'm not actually all that FAST on a broom over distance. A function of being enormous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oliver the_richard 2014-09-28 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Tell it to someone who isn't 6'3". Just need to get your petite self on a real broom. Any time you want a ride, let me know. I could probably even sneak you into a novice race or two come the off season. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Richard oliverwoodwould 2014-09-28 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I might be shorter but I must have 50 lbs of mass on you. Plus I prefer my rings, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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