Warded to Rolf/Rose
It's a VACATION. We'll be TOURISTS. Which means NO TECHNICAL TERMS. Ie. swimmy things, wrigglies, dusty broken places and old blokes are perfectly legit terms of identifications.
You do know I have to go shopping, right? I don't think I've any beach wear in my wardrobe. Everything's pretty much made from leather or dragon hide and most suitable for boots.