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Susan Amelia Bones (susanamybones) wrote in finnigans_rpg,

"There's a sexual pun there, just waiting to be exploited," Susan said with a wry smile. "Something about rotations and how many hapless young ladies you lure to your bed." She laughed and patted his arm. "I would love the genitalia adoration to begin post-haste but I would probably fall asleep without food, dear. Then you'd just have blue balls without the prospect of getting some."

She looked at him and smirked for a moment. She'd like nothing better than to get him between her legs, but maybe making him wait wasn't such a bad thing. Show him that whatever was happening, she was still in charge. "Oh poor baby," she cooed, even as she shovelled in her food at an unladylike pace. "Anyone would think you'd never had to wait for sex before? It does a man good you know." She smiled to herself at a rather scandalising story her mother had once told her, and paused to look up at Eddie. "I could have pulled a leaf out of my mother's book and taken you to a fancy restaurant, only to tell you that I wasn't wearing any underwear. Imagine sitting through a five course meal with me smiling at you Eddie. Imagine." She laughed blithely and continued eating.

"Heh, of course crisps are vegetables. Just like wine is fruit salad, and vodka is potato salad." She paused and ate all but the last bite of her schnitzel then shrugged. "MY day was okay. I gave a deposition before the Wizengamot against a man who kept his wife with love potion for thirty years. Which oddly got me thinking of you, but not in a bad way." In fact, the case had got her thinking about the fact that she had maybe begun falling in love with Eddie, which had led to her wanting to screw his brains out. She finished the last bite of her schnitzel and looked at him archly. "Well, are you going to fuck me or what?"