"Alicia warned you about what? I'll have you know I gave her no diseases of any sort," he said with mock hurt, though he was far from actually upset. He liked the joking, though he wasn't sure if there was an undertone there. He shook his head. "Don't say that, I'd love to be tied down by you." He meant that in a lot of ways, though he wasn't sure how he meant it at the moment. Probably literally. But he would do it figuratively for her, by Merlin.
He guffawed, but he was mostly kidding. "I did mean an angel of sexiness, how did you know? You seem to get my meaning all over the place, you should do it for a living. Forget being an auror." He put a hand up to stop her mouth when she started talking about things going in his sister's mouth. "Stop stop stop, no more of that," he said, shaking his head and laughing.
Eddie groaned at her attentions to his ridiculously hard cock, and managed a "Fuck, Susan...if you suck my cock I might have to actually list you as a miracle person. Please, this is me actually begging you," he said, pleading, his breath hitching.