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Susan Amelia Bones (susanamybones) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-17 12:30:00

Entry tags:

character: eddie carmichael, character: susan bones

RP: Getting Down
Who: Susan and Eddie

What: Sex and emotional confusion

Where: Susan's Flat

When: Tuesday evening

Rating: NSFW - Sexual activity

Susan stared critically at her reflection, trying to decide whether her outfit was too inviting or just inviting enough. She wanted Eddie to rip her clothes off, but she wanted it to be his idea, not because the sparkly dress and the obscenely expensive five-inch heels told him to.

Turning to the side, she made up her mind and slid the dress off, leaving the slip on underneath when her wards chimed and Shadow began barking. Looking down at herself, she shrugged and walked down the stairs, patting Shadow absently as she walked towards the door.

"Hi," she said with a suggestive grin as she opened the door.

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upstander
2014-09-17 04:52 am UTC (link)

Eddie took his response to Susan's owl seriously. He hadn't really changed anything, and instead just threw on what he had laying around and got to her flat as quickly as apparition could take him. His sister had shouted after him that he was risking re-injury, but he wasn't in the mood to care. Or to worry about the nagging sense that he had many more feelings for Susan than he could properly deal with at the moment. He knew what she wanted and dear baby Jesus or Vishnu, he wanted to give it to her.

He opened his mouth to make a snarky comment about her needing him again so soon but he stopped at her form in 5 inch heels and a slip and instead just gaped for a moment. "Hi yourself, fuck," he said, letting himself inside still staring at her. "I didn't know this was a wear your pjs party, I feel so over dressed," he said, giving her an impish look even as his eyes settled on her very on display chest. "Good lord, Susan, you don't beat around the bush, do you?"

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susanamybones
2014-09-17 07:28 am UTC (link)

Susan quirked an eyebrow at him as Shadow came up and sniffed at him warily for a moment before wagging her tail and wandering off towards the back of the house. "It wasn't going to be wear your pyjamas night, but you came over just as I was changing into a dress, and then I figured I'd make your face do the thing that it's doing while your dick does the thing it's doing." She looked down pointedly at the tent forming in his trousers and smirked, walking towards the kitchen. "So do you want some dinner, I've got schnitzel and chips cooking because I worked all day and I'm a lazy tart."

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upstander
2014-09-17 07:36 am UTC (link)

Eddie patted the dog happily before it wandered away, though his attention-all of it-was on her and how completely insanely attractive she was. He laughed at her comment, only because his dick really WAS already at attention. "Did you blame me? How am I meant to NOT be excited with you dressed like that? I'm a heterosexual male and not blind. It's practically second nature." And he also just liked HER. Was attracted and had feelings for HER, but he neglected to talk about that because those were FEELINGS and Rowena knew he had no interesting in going into THOSE.

He shook his head and closed the distance between them in a moment, encircling her waist in his arms, though not kissing her just yet, even as he ached to do it. "Do you really want food right now? I'm just hungry for you."

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susanamybones
2014-09-17 08:02 am UTC (link)

Despite herself, Susan was rather impressed with the tent in his pants. "Was it that big last time, or was I too hyped up on pain-potions to notice it properly. Because really Eddie, that's impressive. That’s the type of dick the ancients used to erect monuments to." She smiled wickedly at him, staunchly ignoring the flutter of fondness filling her chest at the sight of him. Thoughts of falling in love with him could wait until after they'd screwed themselves to immobility. "I am glad you're excited though, it'd be a bit of sad case if you realised you hated the sight of me."

She allowed him to wrap his arms around her. "I'm really hungry, Eddie, and not just for your cock." She looked down at his extremely tight jeans, and decided to take pity on him. "But it does seem a bit unfair that you're so overdressed. Maybe you should strip down to your pants. That might make me eat faster, do you think?"

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upstander
2014-09-17 04:12 pm UTC (link)

The laugh that escaped him belied how very turned on Eddie was, even given that he was being teased about how aroused he was just walking in her door. The fact that she was nearly naked should make that a little unfair, but he kindly refrained from mentioning that fact. "It was. You complimented the size last time too, how dare you forget," he said, mock hurt in his voice even as he wiped his eyes. "And as you haven't been to Algeria, you'd have no way of knowing there IS a monument to it, it's glorious. The real thing's much better though," he added, though he shook his head at her final comment. "I think we determined last time that I very much like the sight of all of you."

Eddie let out a groan. She really was going to make him wait while she ate food. "Cor, you're evil. You owl me to come over to shag, and you open the door mostly naked, and then you want me to watch you eat while I have a huge erection. You're confounding," he said, even as he stripped off his tight jeans, leaving him standing in just his shirt and pants. His erection slipped a bit from them and he looked down and gestured to her at the unfairness of it all. "You see? You're evil. We should call in the priests and/or shamans to exorcise you."

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susanamybones
2014-09-17 05:03 pm UTC (link)

Susan grinned at the sound of Eddie's laugh, before shaking her head at him. He was quick, and funny, and gorgeous, and shit Susan please stop falling in love with him. "Is 'taking you to Algeria' some sort of euphemism you use to bed all the women you do," she asked with a pert smile. "I agree that the real thing's better though."

She laughed as he groaned, kicking off her heels and dishing up two plates of food. "I know she said," levitating the plates over to the kitchen table, and pulling him behind her by the hem of his boxers. "I need to eat because I left for work at 5:30 this morning and got home at 7:30. You need to eat because you'll need all the energy you can get to fuck me all the ways I want to be fucked."

Grinning, she began to eat quickly. "So how was your day anyway?"

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upstander
2014-09-17 08:09 pm UTC (link)

Eddie thought a moment and nodded slowly. "It is now. Thanks, I'll be sure to put that in the rotation." He gave her a cheeky grin in return and glanced down. "Then I'm still confused as to why we're stopping for a dinner break. Shouldn't the adoration of genitalia commence post-haste?" Eddie asked, eyes turning to puppy dog begging.

He saw there was no use when she dragged him by his boxes to the table, where he sat, erection poking almost comically from his pants. He looked at the plate of food and shrugged, eating glumly even as she described fucking him all kinds of ways. "Well, I want to fuck you NOW. I can't even taste this," he said, even as he shoveled it in.

It took a moment before his mouth was empty enough to swallow. "Ghastly. I did the shopping but Laila scolded me for only buying junk. I firmly believe crisps to count as a vegetable and I defy you to explain otherwise. Then I cleaned the flat like a housewife, sent three fan letters to my favorite authors, listened to Time Turner's Tales, and was about to have a wank when you invited me over where you REFUSED TO FUCK ME IMMEDIATELY. How was yours then?"

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susanamybones
2014-09-18 05:22 am UTC (link)

"There's a sexual pun there, just waiting to be exploited," Susan said with a wry smile. "Something about rotations and how many hapless young ladies you lure to your bed." She laughed and patted his arm. "I would love the genitalia adoration to begin post-haste but I would probably fall asleep without food, dear. Then you'd just have blue balls without the prospect of getting some."

She looked at him and smirked for a moment. She'd like nothing better than to get him between her legs, but maybe making him wait wasn't such a bad thing. Show him that whatever was happening, she was still in charge. "Oh poor baby," she cooed, even as she shovelled in her food at an unladylike pace. "Anyone would think you'd never had to wait for sex before? It does a man good you know." She smiled to herself at a rather scandalising story her mother had once told her, and paused to look up at Eddie. "I could have pulled a leaf out of my mother's book and taken you to a fancy restaurant, only to tell you that I wasn't wearing any underwear. Imagine sitting through a five course meal with me smiling at you Eddie. Imagine." She laughed blithely and continued eating.

"Heh, of course crisps are vegetables. Just like wine is fruit salad, and vodka is potato salad." She paused and ate all but the last bite of her schnitzel then shrugged. "MY day was okay. I gave a deposition before the Wizengamot against a man who kept his wife with love potion for thirty years. Which oddly got me thinking of you, but not in a bad way." In fact, the case had got her thinking about the fact that she had maybe begun falling in love with Eddie, which had led to her wanting to screw his brains out. She finished the last bite of her schnitzel and looked at him archly. "Well, are you going to fuck me or what?"

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upstander
2014-09-18 05:33 am UTC (link)

Eddie made a face. "You know, Susan, much as you try and bait me, I probably haven't bed nearly as many women as you assume. Just because I shag better tahn most, doesn't mean my practice came from a large NUMBER of witches. And for the record, I never really had to try very hard. Unlike now, you unfair harpy. You know I'm proper sprung on you and you insist on teasing." He had to admit, if the goal was to make him crazy with desire for her, she was winning that quite easily.

"Whoever said waiting was good? Tell me his name because I'm stringing that bastard up by his thumbs. Waiting is bollocks, we know what we want. How about I just eat you while you eat?" he mused, even as he continued to shovel food in at breakneck speed. He listened to her threat and whistled. "I'd explode. And would you want to clean me out of the fancy restaurant carpeting? I think not. Best to just shag me soon." He added, eyebrows up again in a HINT.

"See, you know the food groups too!" he cried, shaking his head. "Tell Laila that. She pissed and moaned that she was a LADY who needed to watch her FIGURE, but I know better. She weights 100 lbs soaking wet, that one, and eats like a horse. She could eat us out of house and home, and let me tell you how long celery lasts in our flat-FOREVER that's what," he said, rambling because he was so horny he couldn't think straight.

Her question was met with Eddie pushing his plate aside and lunging for her, pulling her into his arms only to set her back on the table, kissing her hard, He had done with words. His hands eagerly groped her ample chest, his cock already aching for her.

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susanamybones
2014-09-18 02:02 pm UTC (link)

Susan poked her tongue out at him, disbelief written across her face. "I'm sure you haven't dear. You're practically a monk." She ran a finger down his chest and smirked at him. "You're 'proper sprung' on me? Really?"

She snorted at his intense need. "It was probably Prudentius. Seems like the kind of thing who would have written about, seeming as patience is one of the heavenly virtues. Am I heavenly, Carmichael? Is that what you're saying?" She ignored the comment about him eating her out, instead focusing on the comical expression on his face. "I don't know that they let you back into fancy restaurants if you come all over the carpet, dear. Don't do that," she said, blithely ignoring her hint. He was beginning to fray around the edges and she was slightly drunk with the power of it all.

"I do know my food groups," she laughed, before wagging her finger at him. "Although your sister and I have the same talent for stuffing our faces."

She laughed and allowed him to drag her across the table, wrapping her legs around his waist. Closing her eyes she kissed him and sliced her nails down his back. She would have set in for more when their rutting caused her hair to come close to one of the plates. Breaking away she laughed at pushed his face back. "Carry me somewhere where I won't get my hair ruined. By food at least," she laughed.

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upstander
2014-09-18 04:42 pm UTC (link)

"You are aware that there is an entire world of middle ground that exists between 'having shagged every breathing female within a 100 foot radius' and 'monk' right? I do have some self control, you know. Not, you know, around you, but in general it's been known to happen. I just mean, I've not shagged my way from England to the far reaches as you so callously believe of me," Eddie said, mock hurt in his voice. He watched her finger traced his chest and a funny feeling that was probably love but he would never admit to him ran through him like ice water on a hot day. "Don't let it go to your head," was his reply, though his voice was much softer than the jokey tone he had hoped for. Blast Susan Bones for getting to him.

"Fuck heavenly virtues," Eddie said emphatically, banging on the table with his fork. "And I already said you're the devil incarnate, but your body produces a euphoric effect so maybe you're both," he said, finishing the last of the food before he gave up entirely. "I don't give a shit about fancy restaurants if it means cumming with you," he said honestly. He'd played his cards and shown her that she had quite a lot of power over him. He hoped that he could try and gain back the footing he seemed to have lost. He wasn't sure he liked being so exposed.

Eddie made a horrified expression and shook his head. "Please never talk about my sister and shoving things in faces again. It leads to connotations I am entirely uncomfortable with. As far as I know, Laila lives the life of a sheltered nun and I won't hear a word otherwise." He knew that to be false, he had ears and theirs was not a flat with the thickest of walls, but self delusion could occasionally be a good thing.

He didn't even flinch when Susan tore at his back again. Sweet Merlin, he would never heal at this rate! But he didn't need to be told twice when she said to move somewhere else. "Your bed," he said, lifting her up with her legs still around him, supporting her arse, which gave him the chance to squeeze it and appreciate it all the more. In a moment they were in her bed, and his hands were all over her, his mouth moving down her neck as he brought a hand to cup her tremendous chest. "You need to get naked," he said, a note of desperation in his voice.

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susanamybones
2014-09-19 03:28 pm UTC (link)

Susan laughed at his mock hurt tone. "I don't believe you've shagged every woman on the face of the earth Eddie, Merlin knows you wouldn't have the time or the capacity to survive all the sexually transmitted infections you'd pick up. I'm just teasing. I mean Alicia did give me a joking warning, but like I said, joking." She smiled winsomely at him, her face dropping a second at his comment. It was a good reminder that Eddie didn't do love or relationships. "Oh don't worry about me," she said with a fake laugh. "I know I'm not the girl to tie down the indomitable Eddie Carmichael."

"You think I'm the devil incarnate? Oh Eddie, that's so hurtful. I'm hurt." She gestured at him with her fork. "I am a paragon of virtue. If by 'virtue' you mean 'sexiness' and I do." She was going to continue in that vein when his honesty floored her for a second. She shrugged and smiled, unsure if this was a game or if just maybe, he felt the same way that she did. "I've met your sister, and we both know she's the type of girl who has put lots of things in her mouth. Celery, crisps, sausages, pasta, crème brûlée, mille-feuille. So many things."

She smiled and tightened her legs around him for a moment, before lifting herself up and spinning him onto his back. "Much better," she said, moving over to straddle him. Looking directly into his eyes, she pulled off her slip and slowly undid her bra. Laughing softly at the way his eyes shot downwards, she leant forward and began kissing her way down his torso, eventually ending with her fingers at the hem of his boxers. Smiling to herself, she pulled them down, enjoying the bounce of his erection. "What would you like me to do, Eddie? I really should make it up to you for making you wait, shouldn't I?" Before he could really answer, she moved her tongue down the shaft of his dick and swirled her tongue around the head. "How about that," she asked, grinning wickedly at him.

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upstander
2014-09-26 03:32 am UTC (link)

"Alicia warned you about what? I'll have you know I gave her no diseases of any sort," he said with mock hurt, though he was far from actually upset. He liked the joking, though he wasn't sure if there was an undertone there. He shook his head. "Don't say that, I'd love to be tied down by you." He meant that in a lot of ways, though he wasn't sure how he meant it at the moment. Probably literally. But he would do it figuratively for her, by Merlin.

He guffawed, but he was mostly kidding. "I did mean an angel of sexiness, how did you know? You seem to get my meaning all over the place, you should do it for a living. Forget being an auror." He put a hand up to stop her mouth when she started talking about things going in his sister's mouth. "Stop stop stop, no more of that," he said, shaking his head and laughing.

Eddie groaned at her attentions to his ridiculously hard cock, and managed a "Fuck, Susan...if you suck my cock I might have to actually list you as a miracle person. Please, this is me actually begging you," he said, pleading, his breath hitching.

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susanamybones
2014-09-27 05:52 am UTC (link)

Susan rolled her eyes. "Yes, tied down to a bed, sure," she said perhaps a little more tartly than she intended. "Still, that sort of no strings is what we both do." She smiled at him again, trying to convey just how fine she was with that, while not being fine at all.

"Oooh I could give up my well paid job and be your royal interpreter, and occasional concubine? Is that what you're suggesting Eddie," she asked pertly, before laughing lightly. "Honey, your dick is big but I'm not sure you could afford me."

She smiled for a second, then put the head with her mouth, sucking down hard. Fondling his balls, she moved slowly up and down the shaft, engulfing more and more as she did so until she was finally deep throating the entire length. She sucked hard for a moment, enjoying the feel of him, before slowly sliding back up and down, continuing to suck sloppily. Suddenly a random thought struck her, and she moved her hands from his balls and gently probed his hole with a finger. "How's that," she asked with a small smile.

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upstander
2014-09-27 06:03 am UTC (link)

He shrugged. "If you want to tie me to a bed, I'm not going to stop you. I think we've demonstrated amply who is in control here, and it's obviously not me. But that isn't what I meant, not totally." He gave her a considered look, and yes, it was very puppy dog, though he would swear up and down that he wasn't doing it intentionally. "Is that what you want? No strings? I'm not sure it's what I want." There. He fucking said it. He hoped Rose would be proud, though he was half certain that she would laugh in his face.

"Well when you put it that way, it sounds patently ridiculous. In my mind it sounds SEXY AND EXCITING. But have it your way." He preened at her comment about his dick, and laughed back. "Well, at least I know your opinion of it. So all is not lost."

But his begging hadn't fallen on deaf ears. He didn't need to beg her too long before she went to town. "Fucking Merlin, Susan, you don't do anything by half, do you?" he said, before everything was lost to groans. Her mouth on his dick was delicious, and he found himself twirling a hand in her hair as she worked, though he resisted the urge to push her head farther down on it. When she worked a finger in his ass, Eddie groaned so loud he thought perhaps the neighbor three doors down could hear. "That's...fucccck," he said, already feeling himself getting close. "Fucking...I can't..." he couldn't form proper words, all he could do was moan. "I'm so fucking close already," he managed, his breathing hitching with the effort not to cum.

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susanamybones
2014-09-27 08:06 am UTC (link)

Susan looked at him in complete silence for a moment. "What... What do you want then, Eddie?" She felt her heart begin to flutter slightly, was it possible he felt the same way that she did?

"Well as exciting as being your concubine would be, I'll only do it if you can promise me 15,000 galleons a year," she joked with a little smile, before looking at him pointedly. "Sweetheart, you've been inside of me, I can't help but notice these things."

She chuckled slightly at the way he writhed beneath her, revelling slightly in the feeling. "Oh so you do like it, well isn't that interesting?" Carefully, she continued to probe at his arse while licking around the head of his dick. "Are you really," she asked, with a naughty glint in her eyes. In a single fluid motion, she deep throated his whole length again and sent her finger deep inside him.

Chuckling, she kissed her way back up his chest until their faces were level again. "So, was that worth the wait Mr. Carmichael?" She kissed him with the all the hunger and force she could manage, getting totally lost in the process until she finally broke free. "So, is it your turn to make me cum? We really should try and be egalitarian about this business."

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upstander
2014-09-27 08:23 am UTC (link)

"I want you," he said, struggling to form the words that he was frightened out of his fucking mind to say. "I want you as more than just a fuck buddy, someone casual." God that was hard. He had so many feelings and he couldn't think of how to express any of them. Perhaps he was broken that he seemed incapable of putting it all into words. He exhaled, not sure if he'd put too much on the table and what her response would be.

Eddie tilted her head at her salary expectations. "I might need to wait a little while until I can go quite that high. Shall we keep that as a standing offer then?" he joked, his lips curling into a smirk. Goddamn she was fun. "And yes well, it still does a man's ego well to hear it aloud. So thank you, I'll keep that for future reference," he said, laughing in earnest even as his cock ached for attention.

Susan Bones was an evil woman. That was Eddie's sole thought as she took all of him in and writhed her finger deep inside him. He came so quickly it took his breath away, a chocking sound near a sob escaping him as he did, his hands tangled in her sheets and her hair both, and he wasn't quite sure which direction was up.

He panted as he came down from the high of his orgasm, and smiled at her, shaking his head no. "Oh fuck yes," he said, laughing, even as he kissed her hard right back. He could taste himself on her, heady and pretty sexy, and it made him want more.

"My turn, yes!" he said eagerly, turning his attention to her breasts first. "I just need a moment with these, if you don't mind," he said, kissing and sucking on her neck, before he ran his thumbs along her breasts and her peaked nipples. "There should be religions dedicated to these, did you know? They may be the most beautiful sight I've ever seen. I might never be able to see a breast again. You've ruined me forever," he complained, before drawing a nipple in his mouth, sucking and nibbling gently, enjoying the heft of them as he palmed them in his hands. God she was amazing, he couldn't get over it.

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susanamybones
2014-09-28 10:16 am UTC (link)

Susan stared at him blankly for a moment. "You- you do?" She peered at him intently, trying to discern if this was some sort of ploy to get her in to bed quicker, before deciding to be truthful back. "I want... I want more as well. You- you're better than anyone I've ever been with."

"Oh darling, as much as I like your penis, I just don't think I could sustain the drop in pay," she said with a wink. "I could sustain dropping my pants, however."

She laughed as he began to paw at her breasts. "Who's to say there isn't? I do have an impressive number of exes you know. Maybe they've formed some sort of cult where they wear robes and masturbate to pictures of my breasts." She gasped slightly as pressed his lips against her nipples. How the hell did the man know all her kinks? "Maybe I don't want you to look at anyone else's breasts," she said with a gasp. She wrapped her arms around his neck, laying back against the pillows. "Merlin's balls," she gasped. "You're so... Oh... Oh..."

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