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Gemma Farley ([info]ffionprew) wrote in [info]finnigans_rpg,
Gemma knew she was going to have a late night tonight, as an important client had asked to come in past closing time and she couldn't afford not to take her, so it was necessary to drop by the pub to get something to go. She was all ready to pop back out of the pub when she spotted a couple of blokes at nearby tables, one of whom has spent a considerable time staring at the barkeep before turning back to his novel, which looked suspiciously like some sort of trashy romance.

Normally she'd have walked out the door, but today, she needed something to lift her spirits before a late night ahead.

She stalked over to the bloke's table, grabbed the book from his hands, and held it high as she examined the cover. "Honestly, do you actually like these things? Ridiculous pieces of trash if there ever was one, formulaic as hell, and I honestly wouldn't even wipe my pert arse with one if the loo was out of paper."

Speaking of her gorgeous arse, she perched it against another table, the one where the other bloke she'd spotted had been eating whatever it was he'd ordered, she didn't care enough to look. She did, however, toss the book into the second bloke's lap. "Does this look like something an upstanding wizard reads? But seriously, it's probably nothing compared to the arse of the wizard this bloke's been eyeing for however long now. What do you think, should he just go and take him in a manly fashion?" she asked sarcastically, layering in large doses of melodrama.


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