Susan smiled and nodded. "Fine, we won't talk about the large, purple, glitter-covered elephant in the room," she said, deciding to see if she could extend her pact on romantic non-interference from Seamus and Dean to the other hopeless cases in her life. "Roger is very sweet though. I've always liked him."
She made a grimace at his perplexed expression. "Sorry dear heart! I'm ocasionally obliged to go undercover so I've become used to certain Muggle things. A telephone is a... well it's a device you talk into and that you hear the other person speak on. Computers are just... very complicated and I'd confuse us both if I tried to explain them."
"Now that's lovely," she said approvingly as she leant forward to look at the drawing. She bit into her burrito and chewed thoughtfully for a second. "So are you getting it and slowly adding to it, or just getting it one off?" She pointed lazily at her shoulder. "I'm thinking I need a couple more myself. My tree's getting a bit lonely. She pointed at the television, "Have you actually watched something on one of these before?"