I need the depth perception for the bar and cocktail making so the eye patch is paint. No parrot though. I tried.
If it's blunt that would be great. Don't fancy anything sharp around the club though.
Private to Theo No, I'm out. I mean I don't go on about it all the time but my family all know, and the staff, and most people I've known a while. It was only a matter of time before it came up. Oh, and I was walking around in asexual colours for Pride, even if people didn't necessarily pick up on it. People don't always know asexuality is a thing.
The jokes aren't really all that harassing. I just don't find them too funny. And I get bored of them. Also the fact I really shouldn't tell people to fuck off in my own club. The staff tell me I can be a bit oblivious to people flirting with me sometimes though. It just sort of passes me by after a while since it's not something I engage in myself.